What Wedgie Do I Deserve Quiz Full (SECURE)

You walk into the breakroom. There is one chocolate-glazed donut left. You see your coworker, Steve, walking toward it. What do you do?

We’ve all been there. You mouth off one time, wear the wrong pants, or simply exist too confidently. Suddenly, the universe (or your best friend) decides: you need a wedgie.

But not just any wedgie. A wedgie that matches your soul.

Are you a quick atomic wedgie candidate? A wedgie-free diplomat? Or do you secretly deserve the dreaded hanging wedgie from a flagpole? what wedgie do i deserve quiz full

Answer these 7 brutal questions — and prepare for your verdict.

Tally your answers. Most common letter = your result. If tied, pick the funnier one.

Are you the master of mischief or the accidental victim of your own plans? In the world of classic comedies and cartoon capers, every character has a role to play. Answer these 8 questions to find out which prank archetype matches your personality! You walk into the breakroom

Instructions: Grab a piece of paper or keep a mental tally of your answers (A, B, C, or D) to see your results at the end.

A. A cookie that looks like a lemon but is actually spicy. B. A classic "exploding" cookie with too much filling. C. A cookie that is just slightly burnt around the edges. D. A perfectly decorated cookie that looks too good to eat.

The Verdict: You deserve to have your underwear yanked so high it touches your shoulders. Tally your answers

Why? You are aggressive, competitive, and chaotic. You steal donuts, you cut lines, and you probably snipe kills in video games. The Atomic Wedgie is reserved for people who think they are the main character of the universe. Your friends tolerate you because you are funny, but deep down, they want to see you hang from a flagpole.

What happens: The wedgie goes over your head. You will be wearing your underwear as a makeshift scarf for the next ten minutes. You deserve this because you lack humility.

A. I improvise a line that makes the falling scenery part of the plot. B. I try to hold it up while still saying my lines. C. I freeze and hope the director yells "Cut!" D. I run backstage to find the duct tape.