Mixed Fighting Kick Ass Kandy Agent Hi | Kix Kick As Model Habbit Serpien
Want to develop your own Serpien-leaning mixed fighting style? Follow this 8-week introductory protocol.
Warning: Do not attempt the full Agent Hi Kix regimen unless you have a model’s habit for pain. Or a death wish. Or both.
Unlike Hi Kix’s acrobatics or Kandy Agent’s gadgetry, the Kick As Model uses psychological warfare mixed with precision striking. She poses mid-fight. She critiques your form. She has won matches by simply looking so disgusted at an opponent’s stance that they forfeit from embarrassment.
Here’s where the keyword gets interesting. The “Model Habit” refers to the obsessive daily routine all MFKA fighters must adopt to maintain their “Kick As” certification. It includes:
The phrase “Kick As model habit” has become shorthand in fitness circles for a disciplined yet flamboyant training ethic. Want to develop your own Serpien-leaning mixed fighting
Imagine a four-on-four match (each fighter brings a backup Serpien). The Mixed Fighting Kick Ass annual championship event, called “The Sugar Slam,” featured exactly this lineup:
The crowd chants: “KICK AS! KICK AS! KANDY AGENT HI KIX!”
In the final minute, Hi Kix performs the legendary “Hi-Kix-Kick-As-Model-Habit-Serpien Combo”—a 14-hit sequence including:
The result: victory by sweetness overload. Warning : Do not attempt the full Agent
Let’s rank Kandy’s top three sanctioned (and three unsanctioned) matches.
3. Kandy vs. The Oiled Twins (Neo-Tokyo, 2023)
Two Serpien brothers, covered in industrial lubricant, attacked simultaneously. Kandy used her model habit to mirror their movements — then Hi Kixed both so hard their synchronized fall broke the ring’s foundation.
2. Kandy vs. AI Sim “Perfect Fighter” (simulated, 2024)
The machine predicted every strike. So Kandy started a catwalk strut mid-fight. The AI, confused by the non-combat motion, crashed. Victory by style violation.
1. Kandy vs. The Serpien Matron (Yucatán Cenote, off-record)
A 12-foot Serpien priestess with four arms and a prehensile tail. Kandy lost her left stiletto, broke her right wrist, and still landed a Hi Kix from a stalactite. The Matron’s final words: “Your habit… is beautiful.” The phrase “Kick As model habit” has become
Hi Kix is also a fitness influencer. His training regimen, ironically called “The Model Habit” (see Chapter 5), involves 1,000 kicks per day, standing split stretches on moving subway cars, and a strict diet of colorful cereals and protein foam.
His most famous quote: “Why punch when you can kiss the sky with your heel?”
These two words seem like typos or misspellings. Here is the likely intended meaning: