The original game was distributed via a now-defunct Japanese Geocities archive. However, the Touhou fan preservation group Gensokyo Recovered has done the following:
The -Final- version introduces a linear story across 7 chapters (plus a hidden 8th). Unlike earlier demos, the narrative takes a dark turn:
Chapter 1-3: Rumia, tired of being a joke boss, stumbles into the Pasture of Silent Mooing. A talking Holstein named Sir Loin (voice acted via distorted cow moos) knights her. Her quest: retrieve the Golden Hayfork from the Lunar Capital’s meat industry. Kobold--39-s Knight Of Livestock -Final- -Touhou-ma...
Chapter 4-6: She battles Touhou favorites turned into ranchers:
Chapter 7 (-Final- Exclusive): The twist. The “Livestock” are not victims – they are eldritch gods. Sir Loin reveals that the cows have been using Rumia to eliminate the Lunar Capital’s meat industry so that bovine dreams can flood Gensokyo, turning all humans into grass. The final boss is Rumia’s own shadow, which has become a Wendigo-like creature made of discarded leather. The original game was distributed via a now-defunct
Ending A (True Ending): Refuse to kill the shadow. You become the eternal guardian of Livestock, a cow-headed statue who gives quests to future players.
Ending B (Madness Ending): Accept the shadow. Rumia turns into a mobile slaughterhouse, and the screen fades to white with the text: “No more moo. Only meat.”
Assuming “-Final-” is the conclusion of a fan trilogy or a final game release, here is a plausible story outline, pieced together from common Touhou fan tropes and the keyword’s fragments. The -Final- version introduces a linear story across
A kobold in this context might be a minor yōkai who protects a single dairy farm from youkai foxes (kitsune) or oni bandits. Unable to fight directly, the kobold performs a rite of knighthood on a wandering human—perhaps a disgraced former samurai or a farmhand. The knight then wears rusted armor and carries a pitchfork or scythe (livestock tools as weapons).
Touhou fan projects rarely end. The franchise’s open-source world encourages endless spin-offs. So what makes a final?
Interestingly, the phrase “Kobold’s Knight of Livestock” appears in zero major search results (as of this writing). That means it is either:
The third possibility is the most likely. There is a known Touhou fan game titled “Kobold no Kishi” (Kobold’s Knight) that was a Fire Emblem-like strategy game. The “of Livestock” might be a fan subtitle added by a Let’s Player who joked about the farmer units.