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def rob(nums):
    if not nums:
        return 0
    if len(nums) == 1:
        return nums[0]
dp = [0] * len(nums)
    dp[0] = nums[0]
    dp[1] = max(nums[0], nums[1])
for i in range(2, len(nums)):
        # For each house, the maximum money we can get is the maximum of:
        # 1. The maximum money we got till the previous house (`dp[i-1]`).
        # 2. The money we get by robbing the current house plus the money we got till the house two positions before (`dp[i-2] + nums[i]`).
        dp[i] = max(dp[i-1], dp[i-2] + nums[i])
return dp[-1]
# Example usage
print(rob([1,2,3,1]))  # Output: 4

This case is considered exceptionally cleared by identification of a willing suspect. Recommend no further investigative action unless the suspect fails to appear in court. No evidence of malicious intent or premeditation beyond the moment of exit. Suspect appeared to genuinely misunderstand theft law. Law enforcement academies across three states now use

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